|New Age stress relief|
Still stressed? Then check out "10 Science Jokes for Nerds." How many of them did you get?
From the Onion and the labs of Pepsico, "Pepsi Testing ‘Dewitos,’ Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew." So much for "better living through chemistry."
Also from the Onion, "Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror" and "Smartphone App Prevents Drunk Users From Posting On Social Media."
Finally (and, IMO, saving the best for last), "Paper is not dead." (If you notices the Hebrew characters in the YouTube header -- that doesn't matter in the slightest).
Here's hoping you're relaxed enough to enjoy the season.